breathe of a thousand assholes

Very, very bad breathe; usually associated with a dog who eats their own shit

"My dog woke me up this morning with the breathe of a thousand assholes."

by ShawnCO August 9, 2007

breathie

Combination of "selfie" and "breath," describing the act of smelling your own breath by cupping your hand in front of your mouth while simultaneously exhaling and inhaling slowly. It is similar to a "selfie" because you are taking a snapshot of your self; in this case, your breath.

I woke up and took a breathie of my morning breath. Result? Disgusting: generally rude, with notes of horse manure.

by Ae5Ea8 April 4, 2015

breathers

Guys that are looking for a fight

It sucked at the club last night, nothing but a bunch of breathers looking to start some static.

by Schmoog October 17, 2007

Hooker Breath

The breath of someone who has eaten a hooker out who had not showered in multiple weeks.

Also could be a bartender who cuts you off.

1. He had the worst hooker breath this morning, I had to kick him out of the car.

2. Listen up hooker breath I said I want another Jack and Coke.

by l0calgirl August 7, 2011

Breather

A person who makes no earthly contribution to life. They stand, sit or lay around doing nothing except putting down others that have done something in life. They take up too much oxygen breathing my air.

Man, Rick talks about everybody and has not done anything in life worth a hill a beans - he is such a breather.

by Kathylu May 26, 2010

breech

non-sense, something misrepresented, not what you thought it was

I thought she was hot, but she isn't, this shit is breech

by Cleavus Johnson March 3, 2004

breathing

how much of a dumbass are you to not know what breathing is??Your doing that shit right now

an example of breathing is what your lungs are doing right fucking now retard?!

by scissor seven April 5, 2020