Bowling Pin

An old person crossing the street.

I was driving down Main Street and had to swerve at the bowling pin.

by Three's Company 859 February 6, 2012

phone bowling

-the act or practice of talking to a friend on the telephone while simultaneously smoking bowls of marijuana
-a "phone bowl" is related to, and derivative of "phone sex"; however, while the latter tends to lead to expensive phone-bills and suspicious spouses, the former tends to lead to cheesey fries

Nah, I'll pass on the joint, man... my buddy in Maine and I are gonna be phone bowling in like 10 minutes...

Man, I've got crazy munchies... I just had the best phone bowl of my life with this chick from my Ecology class.

by Yeeper July 22, 2006

The boxing match

the boxing match is a male in his teens who don't be knowin what woman he is supposed to be with. Got himself hit in the head with a beachball for being stupid. The first response he got was "who did that?"

the boxing match got hit in the head with a beachball, and got all confused. He should have gotten hit with a brick!!

by bwotr August 9, 2006

Eskimo bowling

Another name for the sport of curling. This is a game which is played mainly by middle aged, slightly overwieght men in the middle of winter. The main criteria to play this sport appears to be an ability to drink. The game itself is a strategic battle in which large stones are thrown down a sheet of ice and for some inexplicable reason, 2 men sweep the ice in front of the stone. the game is similar to bowling, in the sense that there is a lot of down time for the players, thus allowing more time to drink. (see bocce, horseshoes, darts, golf , etc.). the game is dominated by Canadians

Him - Honey, let's go out to do some eskimo bowling.
Her- Great idea, let me get my mickey and my parka

by wetcoaster September 1, 2006

Uvula boxing

To make out. Related to "tonsil hockey", but using a different anatomical structure of the oral cavity and different sport (because the uvula resembles a speed bag used by boxers).

You should be careful with her, she's good at uvula boxing.

by pierdoleeatsworld March 7, 2010

Two-Boxing

Three-way sex involving two men, one woman, in a double penetration manner. Usually involves video games due to boredom.

Ray and Ben were Two-Boxing Janet while playing World of Warcraft.

by Truedusk April 22, 2010

low blowing

when a midget gives u head

yeah, mary caught me while i was low blowing her boyfriend

by j jerking yall January 7, 2011