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Floridian Baptism

The act of shotgunning a busch or natty light during a hurricane while screaming 'Merica!!!!
Shit the storm is coming time for my Floridian Baptism!!! Grab me a beer!!!
by Gnane September 30, 2022
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Devonshire baptism

Unfortunately this is when a family, typically from Devon, congregate to cum on the face of a small child
I was horrified to witness my first Devonshire baptism
by Anonanon666 October 1, 2022
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Loader Boating

When a male ejaculates semen or a “load” onto a partners breasts and then proceed to shake ones face between them while making sound or “motor boat.”
My face was covered in jizz after I finished loader boating your mom last night.
by Herby8ed October 7, 2022
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Sidewalk Baptism

Similar in effect to the spiritual cleansing or rebirth of denominations which practice Water Baptism, Sidewalk Baptisms differ in that they are spontaneous, involuntary, and predicated by violence.

A Sidewalk Baptism occurs when one, who was once flippantly hostile, becomes humble and de-escalatory upon receiving a demoralizing or defeating blow.

You will recognize a Sidewalk Baptism by the subject's sudden desire to be cleansed of their sins, be reborn, or otherwise gain the acceptance of the community.
"Start behaving yourself before you earn a sidewalk baptism."
by Vodik_VDK October 19, 2022
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Southern Baptism

A term for a person who believes in christianity but also despises people of color and trans/homosexual people. The type of people who create monstrosity’s called their kids that you somehow end up with as a class mate and always smells like dry cabbage.
Person 1: Im southern Baptist
Person 2: I don’t care.
Another scenario

Person 1: Homosexuals are an abomination

Person 2: no wonder why you have more Hickeys than the amount of Condoms your parents tried using.
STAY AWAY FROM PEOPLE WHO ARE “Southern Baptism”
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Beef Boating

Bro, Betty was at my house last night and she was exploring the outer rim and started beef boating me and i had an out of body experience.
by Anon Martyr April 1, 2023
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