I left the door unlocked and she came in bent over in front of me and started playing with herself and smothered her ass in my face
Yeah that's called a reverse blumpkin
Yeah that's called a reverse blumpkin
by Inner clockwork October 15, 2019
Get the Reverse blumpkinmug. Steven said to Jessicah; "I heard Lawrence got a country blumpkin from Elissa last night over at the outhouse out yonder".....
by Chainsaw_cutie January 7, 2023
Get the COUNTRY BLUMPKINmug. A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked while taking a shit and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time
by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021
Get the red dragon blumpkinmug. The act in which the female is taking a shit on the toilet, and the man stands facing her while she is jacking off his penis. Until love juice is ejaculated upon her chest. (Also known as a reverse blandie) (blumpkin handie)
“That ain’t nothing dude my gf gave me a reverse blumpkin”
“Wow that skeezer at the party gave me a mind blowing blandie”
“My grandma Walked in on me getting a reverse blumpkin at the family’s thanksgiving dinner”
“Wow that skeezer at the party gave me a mind blowing blandie”
“My grandma Walked in on me getting a reverse blumpkin at the family’s thanksgiving dinner”
by mrbigdaddy69 February 16, 2020
Get the Reverse blumpkinmug. by Thefinisher69 May 25, 2020
Get the Blumpkin Pie Two tower of dipping doom.mug. When a 28 year old blonde haired Walmart associate gives you a decent blowjob while you are on the toilet after a day filled with Indian food and spicy tacos...
by Lind478& June 2, 2018
Get the Queen of Blumpkinsmug. A pet name for when you are your significant other are so close, in love, and inseparable which maintaining a best friendship as well. The ultimate level of a forever relationship. Can also be shortened to "blumpy."
by Blumpy and blumpskin October 2, 2022
Get the Blumpkinmug.