removed from the baked goods list

To be “removed from the baked goods list” is to be “cancelled”.

“Ugh, I can’t believe Lisa backed out of the lease and screwed over her roommates. She’s SO removed from the baked goods list. There’s no way she’s gonna get to eat my delicious cupcakes again”.

by lowkeylol January 12, 2021

Lazy Baker

A term coined by comedians Jimmy Pardo and Mike Schmidt, which is used to either replace or describe anything that is 11. The logic behind it is that a common phrase used by bakers to describe 13 baked goods is "Bakers Dozen," and the term "Lazy Baker," implies that the baker was lazy to the point where he only made 11 pieces of baked goods.

1. Hey man, have you seen Ocean's Lazy Baker?
2. I only wanted 11 donuts, so I got a lazy baker.

by WiL S. (BoNe) August 5, 2007

Shake n' Bake

Smoking marijuana in the cold.

Merry Christmas, let's go outside to shake n' bake.

by Mikeyramone74 December 27, 2009

Bake Route

Driving around in a car for the sole purpose of getting high.

Gary: Let's go on a bake route
Paul: You get your car, I'll get my weed

by Carpetshaver7 December 15, 2009

wake and bake rape

When one wakes up another and forces them to toke it up

Another example is to feel someone up until they awake, and then force them to smoke pot

Past tense: Woke and boke raped

"I think that I might wake and bake rape my boyfriend today"

by Verbcttjt August 25, 2009

BlakeYolo

A type of guy who photoshops his face so that way he can hide his insecurity and lack of confidence issues.

Girl 1: That guy is hot, who is he?

Girl 2: That's a BlakeYolo.

by YogeshMeena December 29, 2021

baked all my beans

When a person has baked all your beans, they have annoyed you to the point of no return. You're done with them.

My girlfriend baked all my beans last night, so I'm going to break up with her.

by beanbaker December 12, 2018