Bill: I had sex with Jane last night, and I hit the 9000th base!!
Bob: You really need to stop watching those Dragonball Z episodes...
Bob: You really need to stop watching those Dragonball Z episodes...
by MrsAmazingful April 4, 2011
Get the 9000th base mug.n.1. a persons face that has as much appeal as a bashed crab.
2. a crab that has been bashed
=bash crab ; smashed crab ; hat full of assholes
2. a crab that has been bashed
=bash crab ; smashed crab ; hat full of assholes
i must have had the beer goggles on last night, i just dropped off this bashed crab of a bitch hey !
by ozzie69 June 9, 2005
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by sambodo October 9, 2008
Get the 9th base mug.Worst men around. They are liars, cheats, users and abusers. Toxic bachelors are expert players and will always lie to women and to whom ever to get what they want. They will often use the same pick up lines and rely heavily on their looks and fake charm to attract women. Extremely shallow and only care about physical appearances. Toxic bachelors are typically good looking, well dressed and are usually salesmen. They usually travel in pairs and refer to each other as dude.
Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in the Wedding Crahers, Vince in Swingers, any Vince Vaughn movie character is a toxic bachelors.
by Flossy Flew May 2, 2006
Get the toxic bachelor mug.Something which all is belong to Cats. The bomb has been set up, and they must take off every zig for great justice because they know what they doing.
by He who likes Bukkake March 14, 2005
Get the base mug.Dustin: Yooo I just got to 7th base last night
Chris: Wtf???? She was an ear virgin bro
Sam: NOT ANYMORE HIYOOOOOOOO
Chris: Wtf???? She was an ear virgin bro
Sam: NOT ANYMORE HIYOOOOOOOO
by Quad1House16 December 3, 2010
Get the 7th base mug.In physical encounters between a female and a male (and possibly
between same sexes), Second base is the heavily debated term
used to loosely describe the touching and "feeling up" of ones
partner. It may include some manual (this means with HANDS)
stimulation of breasts, clit, penis, anus, etc. The latter parts are often
Refered to as "third base", but technically speaking, third base is
Manual or oral stimulation that results in a CLIMAX.
Oral is never considered part of second base. Second base does not mandate
whether either person be clothed or naked. Third base would usually
require a minimum removal of a portion of clothing, as would
Home, obviously.
between same sexes), Second base is the heavily debated term
used to loosely describe the touching and "feeling up" of ones
partner. It may include some manual (this means with HANDS)
stimulation of breasts, clit, penis, anus, etc. The latter parts are often
Refered to as "third base", but technically speaking, third base is
Manual or oral stimulation that results in a CLIMAX.
Oral is never considered part of second base. Second base does not mandate
whether either person be clothed or naked. Third base would usually
require a minimum removal of a portion of clothing, as would
Home, obviously.
John: "I stayed at Janette's house last night. She let me get to third!"
Me: "Happy balls, then! Did you bust in her mouth?"
John: "No! She just rubbed my dick and she wouldn't go any further!"
Me: "Hahahaa! You only got to second base, dumbass! BURN!!!"
Me: "Happy balls, then! Did you bust in her mouth?"
John: "No! She just rubbed my dick and she wouldn't go any further!"
Me: "Hahahaa! You only got to second base, dumbass! BURN!!!"
by wiseguycracking July 21, 2009
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