Barrel

In baseball, a ball that--when hit by a batter--achieves a velocity of at least 98 mph while being launched at an angle within the 26 degree and 30 degree range. The angle range necessary for Barrel classification increases by 2 to 3 degrees for every 1 additional mph, until maxing out at 116 mph and an angle range of 8 to 50 degrees. Though a ball hit at speeds above 116 mph may still be classified as a Barrel, it must still maintain a launch angle within the 8 to 50 degree range.

The purpose of the Barrel classification is to define balls hit by batters that tend to produce exceptionally favorable batting averages for the offensive player.

Buster Posey's ability to hit home runs may be in decline, but he's knocked out way more Barrels than at this point last season so I think I'll keep him on my Fantasy Baseball team.

by hucksawyer July 18, 2018

Cunt in a fucking barrel

When you're so wasted on either nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy or alcohol, or cocaine, that you feel 'like a cunt in a fucking barrel'.

In other words, extreme claustrophobia, the mother of all bad trips. In other words, smoking too many of the Jeffrey.

John: So what did you think of the party last night?
Freddie: Dude, I still feel 'like a cunt in a fucking barrel'. Pass me the shotgun!

by Laokung October 31, 2011

sick dog barrels

Used as a substitute for "cool", "awesome", "wicked" & mostly used by violent, alcoholic head chefs.

Bro 1: "Bro! I just did a frontside 360 heelflip!"
Bro 2: "Sick dog barrels!"
Bro 1: "What?"
Bro 2: "Sick dog barrels!"
Bro 1: "Right...."
Bro 2: "Sick dog barrels!"
Bro 1: "Shut up."

by manllama November 22, 2011

barrel of laughs

a lot of fun, a person who makes you laugh

Let's invite Chang to our party. He's a barrel of laughs.

by VAKI5 May 9, 2005

jelly bracelets

pink-body shots
burgandy-free feel

the breaker has to get a body shot from the owner

the breaker gets to feel what anywhere

by semone May 19, 2004

jelly bracelets

I hate how every1 at school goes around to all the kids n says "oh do u no that black means sex or pink means flashing" ? its like so what go ahead think that but who cares?? i mean some idiot person makes up meanings and posts them some where online n kids go on to that website n now every thinks these bracelets have a meaning. i dont believe in them n i wear almost all the colors and i buy them from the mall n what reallie gets on my nerves is when i buy them them ppl that r at the register go "oh dont let ppl break ur....colored bracelet. i usually just roll my eyes and walk away because they're just acting like total jerks. i mean hello not all of us believe in this stuff so GET OVER IT ALREADY!!! i mean if ur gonna buy colored bracelets hopeing for some1 to just ripe them off so u can do something then y u dont u just ask them???

Heres what they mean to ppl at my school:
Black= Sex
Purple= Make-out
Pink= French kiss or flash
Clear Pink= Girls Choice
Blue= Blow job
Clear Blue= Anal Sex
Green= Oral Sex
Clear Green= Boys Choice
Red= Lap Dance
Orange= Kiss on cheek
Yellow= Hug
Clear Glitter= Breakers Choice
Gold and every other color= All of above

by Star Struck July 7, 2005

Barrel fever

Delerium tremens or the D. T's

He got a bad case of Barrel Fever.

by Bob Prochko September 21, 2005