Potato bacon

The win to a win/lose situation.

I was in a wreck, ended up in the hospital. The Potato Bacon was my hot nurse.

by [e-mail] February 12, 2019

bacon hangover

a fat hangover whose cause is the ingestion of too much bacon. normally occurs as the result of overzealous bacon consumption to alleviate a hangover due to alcohol.

Steve: Dude pass the bacon, I need pure grease to bounce back from that pub crawl last night.
Joe: Ok man, but don't eat more than a few strips or you'll get a bacon hangover too.

by porcineperson August 23, 2011

bacon out

In movies when someone is badly hurt or close to death and they hit the ground and convulse or seizure. The best bacon out is usually the result of a virus or disease and often accompanied by foaming at the mouth.

My favorite part in Terminator 2 was when that guy who invented the cybernetic hand was baconing out after being shot and was still able to detonate the bombs.

by Van Def July 7, 2005

Fearless Bacon

An absolute fuckin dumbass who can’t play widow maker for shit. Sucks at rainbow six siege and only plays ez operators just so he looks cool. Probably from the worst state (Ohio), and shucks corn all day. Also a fuckin simp, and can’t cop any hoes. Definitely has a micropenis, and deserves no respect. Fuck fearless bacon.

Boy 1: “Yo did you hear about that fucking dumbass who sucks at every videogame?”

Boy 2: “Oh, you mean Fearless Bacon? Yeah, he’s a little bitch”

by Fuck Fearless Bacon September 7, 2020

tactical bacon

Its Tactical Bacon, what else do you need to know.

Guy 1:What's tactical bacon?
Guy 2:It's tactical bacon thats all you have to know.

TACTICAL BACON

by Papi E April 28, 2014

Bacon Wagon

A British term for a police van or riot van usually containing the pigs (another term for police see pigs) hence the name Bacon Wagon.

Guy 1: Mate, drop that spliff there's a bacon wagon across the street!
Guy 2: OHHHHHHHHH FUUUCK!

by evaaty June 14, 2011

choke on bacon

A common phrase on Southern Wisconsin farms used to describe the act of performing oral sex on a fat and greasy penis.

Farmer Wilbur entered the house after cutting wood on a hot August day and hollered to Mert, "woman come out to the shed and choke on bacon."

by Big-dog-on-porch May 29, 2017