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Atheist

Someone who isn't stupid enough, or gullible enough, to believe in magic, or silly creation myths, especially those of certain ancient, backwater desert tribes.
"At my bible study we were studying Genesis and how God created the Earth and the heavens in 7 days."

"Thats just fucking stupid, i'm an atheist, now get the fuck of my porch."
by shitty von shittenheimer August 22, 2011
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atheist

A person who does not believe that a "god" or supreme being exists. And, although often forgotten, this does include not beliving Satan, also. So, no, we're not Gothic; we just don't have a preference. Some Atheist people may sound arrogant to you, but it is just that they are having trouble understanding why you belive in god, and you are having trouble understanding they don't. They usually don't make a big deal of it, unless you offend them just because you belive otherwise. This is not to be confused with being agnostic, which is a person who is not sure whether a supreme being exists or not.
---anonymous(coming from someone who is Atheist--not some person who is offended by them w/ their dumb definition...)
1=Atheist
2=person w/ religion

1: hey, what's up?

2: nothing, hey, want to start coming to church with me

1:nah, i'm not one of the church type...

2: why not??

1: b/c i'm atheist

2:omg, ur atheist?? i have to take you to church and have you saved and sprinkle holy water all over you!!

1: ouch!! let go of me!
by anonymous411 April 21, 2006
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Bryn Athyn

Bryn Athyn is a wonderful community in Huntingdon Valley, Pennsylvania. There is a beautiful Cathedral and beautiful people who care about being a good person. Most people are New Church, or Swedenborgian which is an awesome religion that cares about serving others. I love this town.
"Since I've moved to Bryn Athyn, life has been more rich and meaningful and happy."
by IAMAHUMANBEING May 1, 2010
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Atheism

The rejection of theism, or belief that there is no omnipotent being that controls or created anything. The atheist leaves little to subjectivity beyond this, and generally only relies on what is observable and provable.
Atheism relies heavily on science for explanation. The only induction allowed in science is in the basic properties of matter that are so fundamental that they can not be proven to exist by anything else (the same way a statement can not cite itself as a proof), but are easily observable and thus held to be true. Science holds true only what can be observed.
by SpooneyMallard December 20, 2008
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atheistkult

A propaganda term coined by pro-race activists that is used as a pejorative against anyone who disagrees with their positions on the existence of race.

activism politics race
"The Pope did a speech in support of multi-culturalism. He's so atheistkult!"
by Le Lapan Blanc March 6, 2013
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atheist

In the United States this is typically someone who started out as a pushy judgmental Christian, surrounded themselves with other pushy judgmental Christians, then realized that God is not compatible with being pushy and judgmental and threw the God part out of their life instead of the pushy judgmental part.
You Christians are all pushy and judgmental, I would know because I used to be one. ... When are you going to realize the Bible is a myth, you moron?

-Typical atheist ramble
by Allah-Carte September 25, 2010
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Atheist

One who believes in no god or diety of any kind save for human beings themselves who, in theory, actually created god using thier imagination.

One who is evolved.

An advanced human being.

One who has thrown away primitive beliefs

A person who's goal in life is to destroy other's beliefs in gods. In the end, this proves futile and leaves the would be "atheist" in a state of confusion. This is NOT the true nature of an authentic atheist.

In general, atheists tend to be much less combative then those who believe in a god. When provoked, they will fight back, but never really be able to prove thier point. This is very similiar to a theist.
by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004
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