Ham Stump

The remaining lump of a penis after it has been severed.

"My girlfriend gave me a small ham stump last night."
"I accidentally gave myself a ham stump."
"My ham stump smells like green eggs."

by Aytie August 21, 2015

ham sup

What my asian friends call me.

Ham sup bak woi. (perverted whiteboy)

by SB May 21, 2004

man ham

a big or giant size penis

gay guy 1:man dude ur man ham is to big to fit im my anus
gay guy 2:shit is is a real live man ham isnt it

by crystal December 28, 2004

ham chat

1. Malaysian Hokkien for sucking the cock!!

2. Calling someone dickhead.

1. A: Hey!! Leng lui!(Beautiful girl in Cantonese) What do u like to do during free time??
Leng Lui: Ham chat!!

2. Foo JhiBai Lei go pok kai ham chat!! Mou Gam Chuen ah!!

by Coming Soon September 26, 2007

Ham Grenade

Noun. An unattractive hambeast that goes clubbing with attractive women. The ham grenade 's pin will be pulled the second her more attractive friends attract male attention. Terrified of being forced to go home alone, the ham grenade will ruthlessly mock you, refuse to laugh at your jokes and generally do everything in her power to sabotage any would-be suitors. This is where a good wingman comes in. The wingman's job is to "throw himself" on the ham grenade ie sleep with her.

Man, did you see those girls last night? Nines and Tens round that whole table, dude. Pity they had a major league ham grenade in tow.

Naw dude, I scored one of those chicks. Miles was an awesome wingman to throw himself on that ham grenade like that.

Here's to Miles, you'll be missed buddy.

by BIllyoh! February 19, 2014

ham bun

Hemroid. A nasty one. One that makes you want to cry and it's large enough to be the main course on your dinner plate.

I got this terrible ham bun from giving birth. It won't go away no matter how much pep-h I put on it!

by Smellymelly2014 January 17, 2014

Ass With Ham

Definition 1: A type of ham that ham-haters like, with alot of ass.

Definition 2: A common chat up line usually used on a bus to attract the opposite sex.

Person 1: Hey, that guy has got the biggest ass with ham that i've seen!
Person 2: You should see my sausage with scrotum!

Guy: Hey, ass with ham ;)
Girl: (Grabs crotch with excitment!) ooooohhhhhh!!!

by Queen of no pants May 12, 2009