Why did the Jews kill Christ

Did you figure it out Sam? You figure out why the Jews killed Christ?
Pam Seeder "That's a fucking Jewish bigotry! You can't do that! Harumph!"

Hym "You're missing the point either deliberately or because dumb, Pam. Why did the Jews kill Christ? Well... Because if there is one thing that people hate more than anything.... It's someone who can do seemingly impossible things as though they are trivial... And you don't really care about innocence or or guilt... 'Christ should have to answer to ME!' They say. But he refused to. So, maximize his suffering. Kill him. Coopt his thing so that the Jews can control the ancillary and tertiary followers. You torture and kill the primary followers. But the people liked his thing. His promise of immortality. So, you steal that for yourselves. Then you do have to give em more fish. You don't even have to figure out how to do what Jesus did! It doesn't even matter anymore because if their immortal... It doesn't matter when the die! He did it! Jesus killed death! And now we don't die!"
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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did Washington drive a doger

yes he did
person 1: did Washington drive a doger
person 2: ye
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The russians did it.

An answer for all your misbehaviour and failure. The upgrade is spelled Putin did it.
Mom: Who broke my vase?
Son: The russians did it.

Teacher: Where is your homework Brian.
Brian: I would tell you my dog ate it but I haven't a dog. So Putin stole it with a group of hacker and manipulated it.
by Putin_himself December 21, 2016
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The Russians did it

Unknown agent, but hopefully none of our allies
Who killed Livitenko? The Russians did it.
by thaaanos April 11, 2018
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Did Her GoodStyle

Doing Her GoodStyle is when you have sex with another person.
Aaron: Dude I matched this chick on tinder. She came over and I did her Goodstyle.

Gage: Nice.
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They did sugary on a grape

They did sugary on a grape, what more is there to say.
How are you today, They did sugary on a grape
by They did sugary on a grape November 27, 2018
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When Angel does something sketch and gets free merch
How did you get that foo?... I did something ghetto for it.
How did you get approved PTO at month/year end? You did something ghetto for it huh foo
Defined "He Did something ghetto for it"
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