American Grandstand

The act of coming on a girl's face while saluting the American flag. Typically done at the end of having sex, hence the Grandstand finale.

I'm not moving unless I can finish with The American Grandstand. And find me a fucking flag.

by Wickerbasket February 18, 2010

modern american

When an uneducated chef describes his style of cooking.

"Yo, everything we make is whack! My menu is modern american."

by Topcheffuckboy July 18, 2016

Undead american

The true way of defining people from undead desent for decades these people were oppressed by the american human race they were called sulred like the Z word or the W word (zombies,walkers) but no more of this tiriny from now on people from the human race should only use the word undead american if they want to aviod showing prejutice.

Tim: I like jim to bad he is a zombie

Pam: that is very racist of you Tim

Tim:sorry is there another word I can use that avoids prejutice

Pam:yes you can call him and people like him undead american

by Muhamed's nine year old wife May 17, 2018

American Dream

You can't spell American Dream without Eric Andre in the middle

Can't spell American Dream without Eric Andre in the middle- Eric Andre

by FrenchToast492 May 23, 2018

American Vague

A delaying / distancing / diversionary tactic used by yanks, esp in business: - responding to enquiries with an answer which feels detailed and packed with jazzy terminology but on closer inspection is non-committal and vague to the point of containing no actual information

Office Brit: "What does this mean, 'We'll be sharing the capture actionables for delivery in the foreseeable, dependent on inputs of unforeseen challenges to play.' WHAT DOES IT MEAN?"

Resident Yank: "Oh, it means nothing. You just got American Vagued"

by Wellitywell January 14, 2015

american macaron

A vagina in yoga pants, especially colorful yoga pants. A reference to the colorful french cookie that looks very similar.

I went to yoga in the park, but showed up late. It was beautiful seeing all those American macarons saluting the sky.

by faireOwl April 23, 2015

American Sidewinder

The american sidewinder is a sexual act in which one person lays flat and still, while the other, inserts the penis of the male participant into an orifice of choice and then proceeds to move in a way similar to that of of a sidewinder, gyrating the hips from side to side and undulating the entire body..

I wish Anne Marie would let me do an american sidewinder with her.

by AufulPerson69 June 19, 2017