mint tits

A combination of the word 'Mint', from the Geordie dialect (Newcastle upon Tyne, England) used to describe things as "great/awesome/impressive", with the popular word 'Tits', used to describe a woman's breasts.

'Mint Tits' is used to describe a fantastic or super awesome pair of breasts. You can also use the term Titties'.

"Did you see that lass on the beach today? Wearing the white bikini... She had mint tits"

"Wow!! Dem some Mint Titties!!"

by Larry2017 August 10, 2017

Buffalo tits

A woman with breasts so large that if she were to crawl on her hands and knees, they would drag the ground.

"Dude, she has buffalo tits!"

by Atl311man June 29, 2014

Hammer Tits

Tits that are so big they feel like a hammer when rested on your face.

Dude Lisa Ann's hammer tits are insane.!!
-Ya, she flopped em all over my face last weekend, they really nailed me if you know what I mean!!

by HammerTitties January 13, 2016

screechy tits

usually a young girl that sometimes travels in packs that drinks way too much at clubs then uses her breasts and other feminine wiles in an attempt to receive free drinks, line privileges, attention, gifts or essentially whatever she wants. The combination of excess alcohol and clothing that is way too tight results in the raised pitch of the girls voice which causes a certain screechiness resulting in the receivers loss of hearing and weakened will to deny "screechy tits" whatever it is she is demanding

Way too many screechy tits in the club tonight, lets get out of here!

by FatStab June 3, 2014

the tit touch

When you touch the tit with any object. Hand, penis, face, brick, knife. As long as it touches the tit, you're good.

Can be a man's tit or a woman's tit.

Person one: Yo, dude! Heard that one guy got laid last night.
Person two: Yeah, apparently all he had to do was the tit touch and she was down and ready to fuck.

by aawuhua123 June 14, 2017

tit slam

to fuck strait on into the chest plate, with your erect meat, much to the suprise of the unsuspecting girl; with the goal of knocking the wind out of the lovely lady

yo i just threw a tit slam and it was great

by tit slamer January 17, 2009

tits on the ceiling

Dome shaped light mounts fixated to ceilings, commonly found in hallways, basements, living rooms, and some bedrooms.

Also the beginning verse of a forgotten rap song.

"Hey Abbey, nice tits on the ceiling!"

"Omg did you see Lauren's two tits on the ceiling?"

by HammieG January 27, 2017