Tim Jacobs

The man, the myth, the legend. He sees all and knows all, he is all powerful and all loving , in other words he is god.

Always living the ream!

Top quotes: 'Louis... glasses', 'James... spanner', 'Right C'MON then', 'Time for tea', Henry... phone'

James; Ahhh mate I've fucked my job...
Max; Better call Tim Jacobs then...
James; I wont tell him, he might scrap it...

by ebotnomed April 2, 2019

Tim

Tim is an amazing guy. He will try to seem and come of really though and cool, but inside there'll be the sweetest guy you will ever meet. Along with his sense of humor, and feels for adventure, he is the perfect guy.

I love Tim so much, he is the love of my life.

by woahits.sav December 20, 2016

Tim

he is a great guy

"how good is the name tim"
"yes"

by me_is_tim December 7, 2021

Tim Time

Tim Time is like a black hole where things like reality and being on time get lost.

I'm in Tim Time right now. Don't bother me.

by way3 August 15, 2021

Suck my tims

A joke used to reference one beating someone in activity such as a game or a fight

Jake: yo I just destroyed you in that race

Mark: that's not fair you know I won
Jake: Suck my tims bro

by Professor Darryl May 24, 2022

Tim Wankaster

a noun to describe a person who is adopted and is the reason for their parents divorce. Lover of cock

His parents don't love him he's such a Tim Wankaster

by stepmumwendy June 29, 2020

Tim's douchebaggery

An act of a Chief executive officer, Head of marketing or a Financial officer in a company, that sets prices for their products exceedingly high to extract maximal value from customers, knowing that the company they work for is a monopolist within a very narrowly defined market and thus subjected to limited actual competition, while making it hard for authorities to enact anti-monopoly policies and lower prices for consumers through regulation.

Wow, the prices of these laptops are so high, they border on Tim's douchebaggery!
Such unusually high profits for a company in that market must surely be a sign of Tim's douchebaggery.

by slice17 October 21, 2021