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Bra-Potato

A Bra-Potato is when you wear your bra too long and it wrinkles, then little black things start growing on the inside of your bra. (mold)
Hey, Felicia I heard that Stacie is so lazy that she actually got Bra-Potatos.
by Potato CPYT January 20, 2018
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Misty Potato

A piece of excrement, usually shaped like a potato, that is placed early in the morning in a field or on a path covered by mist or fog, so that it's hard to detect for any potential passers-by
I was on my way to the Bauers' house when I stepped in the neighbor dogs goddman misty potato
by GenWT January 26, 2017
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coco the potato

Coco the potato is a famous puppy that is 7 months old right now. he is a potato. yeah that's all
by the human named me September 26, 2021
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hobo potato

A sexual act involving no less than 2, but no more than 5 men
The boys had a hankerin' for a hobo potato later that night
by Hot Tater Lovin' Man July 14, 2021
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potato bro

Typically a bro that is a potato. Can be used as a nickname or a friendly way of calling your bro a potato. Also when an ethan happens to be named potato bro, it’s when he’s lazy, fat, and idiotic. 😄
Potato bro, how’s your day been?
by hdlmfg June 19, 2021
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potato room

The gap, big enough to securely store a potato, created by misfitting jeans when the waistband does not meet one's back due to being disrupted by an especially convex badonk. The bane of existence to pants-wearing bedonked folk, it can be measured by the number of potatoes one can store in the consolingly handy storage space. The variety of said potatoes is entirely up to the interpreter's imagination.
Jane: I really like these jeans, but they just don't fit!
John: But they have to fit -they're in your size and everything.
Jane: Nope. Too much potato room.
John: Ah.
Jane: Damn my deliciously plump ass.
by fufupop December 5, 2012
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text potato

Someone in the same building/house as you who is too lazy to come to where you are to answer a question, so instead texts you their response.
Sam was upstairs when Mom asked what he would like to drink with dinner, so the text potato just replied, "H2O" to her iPhone.
by grammarcop2 May 29, 2012
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