Choke your waffle

A morning masturbation practice, usually before breakfast time. Also a dire warning regarding chewing techniques given at the Waffle House in Key Largo, FL.

You'll be late to work again if you take the time to choke your waffle before you head out.

by Zette October 24, 2010

wafflebate

Invented by Dominic Clyde Chiesa in 2007 on a late Saturday night whilst horny and craving waffles at the same time. It is to self stimulate ones genitalia through the use of waffles. Syrup has been known to be added to enhance the experience.

Oh man was that a crazy trip. I got all trashed and wafflebated in the moonlight with a herd of wild gazelles.

by Dominic Chiesa December 17, 2007

chorttley-waffle-doilies

a doily madre of waffles filled with laughing gas, only to be eaten during a lunar eclipse.

"your full of chorttley-waffle-doilies today"

by Jeranimo February 27, 2008

campfire waffle

When you combined chocolate bars, marshmallows and graham crackers after warming over the campfire.

You know what this bonfire is missing, campfire waffles.

s'more

by teamklip2 July 1, 2017

Soggy Waffle

When your partner ejaculates on your anal warts, making it wet and giving it the texture of a waffle.

“My boyfriend gave me a soggy waffle last night..”

by Cunnilingusking June 7, 2018

Gtfo My Waffle

1. When someone has been insulted and has nothing to say.

2.Sometimes used to interrupt someone when they are saying something rude or you just don't care

1.Person A "Hey dude your such a NerfHer--"

Person B "gtfo my waffle!"

2.Person A "Hey today I saw the coolest--"

Person B "gtfo my waffle!!"

by GtfoMyWaffleNoob April 3, 2010

waffle my roffle

something you do to a roffle

have you waffled my roffle?

by Eloisy April 19, 2003