Jizz Wizard

A male porn star/ prostitute.

Karen has contracted herpes, I think she got it from a Jizz Wizard.

by Erushbass September 23, 2015

Arlo Wizzelteetz

Arlo Wizzelteetz in the enigmatic learder of the group known as the Piss Creek Militia. Arlo lives in a compound on Piss Creek in upper East Tennessee. Arlo is famous for having the largest penis in recorded history. He is served by his right hand man and militia vice president, Uncle Hanker. Hanker is not Arlo's uncle. Wizzelteetz is not someone to be taken lightly and is considered an extremley dangerous person. When trecking through the Piss Creek area one must use extreme caution and flee immediatly if encountering Wizzelteetz or Hanker.

Arlo Wizzelteetz will soon be the leader of the "free" world.

by Arlo Wizzelteetz President of the Piss Creek Militia, by god December 27, 2004

Electro Wizard

This is a card created from the lowest depths of hell. This card can bring depression and suicidal thoughts on the happiest of people. When you play an inferno dragon and your opponent plays electro wizard, close the game before his large scale fucking autism spreads to you.

Hey I’m fucking retarded, I use electro wizard!

by SkinnyGuy69420 July 8, 2021

Wizard of Oz

A movie that, apparently, is about Populism. Because US History teachers have to ruin all goodness in the world and take an innocent children's movie/book and make it political.

Teacher: "The Wizard of Oz represents Populism. And Dorothy actually represents Mary Lease, a populist leader at the time. And Toto represents the Prohibition. And-"
Students: "SHUT UP!"

by shanabanana922 January 23, 2009

Wizard Shit

Wizard Shit can mean anything from Dungeons and Dragons to Harry Potter and all of his wizard shit. The term has it's roots from word wizard, and the word shit. First developed by me when my friends new roommates started playing Dungeon and Dragons and warhamms and all that god awful garbage.

"What are all those nerds up to over there?", "Those nerds are up to some serious Wizard Shit over there"

"Quit playing that fucking Wizard Shit and go outside"

by Crabs McCaffery September 27, 2009

wizard's leaf

a floppy vagina

Caroline has a wizard's leaf so i decided not to fuck her

by Anallicker69 March 27, 2011

Cheese Wizard

The worst of all cheese dicks, or to some, the best of all cheese dicks. The cheese dick that creates the most cheese. Current Grand Cheese Wizard Chris C.

That guy is not only a cheese dick, he is the cheese wizard.

by DonkeyNation October 15, 2008