The Whopper

The Whopper is an intricate act best used for a girl who is beat as hell. There are several steps to successfully pull of the Whopper. OK, I lied its pretty simple in theory. Have a friend lift you up and push your entire body into said beat girls nasty cooter, then pull you out again. Repeat this motion as many times as necessary, essentially fucking her with your entire body.

Dude, that girl was so beat I had to have my friend come and help me give her the Whopper. That is something I would never do again, that chick's pussy smelled like the great depression.

by FranktheTankk November 7, 2007

Whopper friend

A friend that you've only added to facebook so that you can use the Whopper Sacrifice app to later remove them for a free Whopper

I added Joe as a Whopper friend on facebook

by GreatWebGuy January 14, 2009

whopperhead

someone that is acting silly or dorky

When you do that dance, you look like such a whopperhead

by j1969 September 21, 2009

Whopper Land

The perfect world, where McDonalds doesn't exist. Whoppers are in abundance.

"Yo, let's go grab some chow over in Whopper Land!"
"Nah, I'm going on a new diet"

by NateTheEnder August 26, 2011

Whoppado

Noun: a short husky individual who walks like a duck, smokes bellies, and has an unfathomable hankering for a slice of Vaggelio's famous Italian Stallion pizza.

Verb: The sound that emanates from the empty stomach of the Gypsy King that tells people around that he is hungry.

In front of pizzeria:
Dude 1: Hey man, look at that guy running - he almost got his pole smoked off by that speeding car!!!
Dude 2: Yeah, he must be a real whoppado...

by whoppadogypsyking October 31, 2011

Whopperjobbed

Messed up, tangled, snarled

Did you just wake up from a nap? Your clothing is whopperjobbed.
When the heel of your sock doesn't line up where your heel is, the sock is whopperjobbed.
When you your shirt is off by a button, whopperjobbed.

by PartyOfFive August 26, 2013

whopper cocker

Slang; Hobknocker.
Def: An individual that eats Burger King during intercourse.

The whopper cocker was very tired after a long day of work.

by Captain Cooler December 13, 2016