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Silk Skin Watch

When a guy wraps his dick around his wrist like a watch and asks you if you like his watch. He can also ask what time it is so you inadvertadly look at it
Hey man like my silk skin watch?

Dude thats a dick. I hate you
by The Goater July 8, 2010
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Watching a Shark movie

This basically means that your best friend is fucking the living shit out of your Ex. But hey, ask him how your dick taste.
We were just watching a shark movie... nothing else happened.
by Binferg August 1, 2017
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Watch Keeper

A term for an abandoned sexual partner.

The situation usually occurs whilst one is heavily intoxicated. As the moment of intercourse nears, one has a sudden reckoning, caused by realisation of the potential partners appearance, weight or hygiene situation - and abandons the encounter with haste.

The speed of the exit means their watch will be left behind, and makes retrieval of the watch unlikely.

The Watch Keeper may keep the watch as a memento or dispose of it.
Ricky went home with another watch keeper last night
by Rick Lame November 18, 2023
mugGet the Watch Keepermug.

Stop watching me masterbate Emma

Seriously, you'll fly out to meet that fucking dork Tim Pool but you won't come here? Coward! Cowardice! You'll talk all that good shit from across the country but I'd like to see you come down to the frozen tundra and try that shit over here!
Hym "Jesus Christ, stop watching me masterbate Emma! God you're a freak. Filthy! Filthy pervert! You are just... Ugh! I am gonna... Why are you like this!?"
by Hym Iam July 23, 2024
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watch?v=o_LskiXQ73c

The most cursed YouTube link in the history of YouTube links.
"Where's Joe?"
"watch?v=o_LskiXQ73c."
by Nobody cares about you May 31, 2021
mugGet the watch?v=o_LskiXQ73cmug.

Watch

when someone/ something is sus asf and or stupid
by ranchworduser August 16, 2022
mugGet the Watchmug.

mehz watch

The process of Nawa creepily watching Mehroz getting ferociously pounded by a transgender.
This is no time or place for mehz watch you dirty shits!
by Mehzsucksjoe February 19, 2020
mugGet the mehz watchmug.

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