hims

A brand of penis enlargement pills. Advertised on the popular porn site Pornhub.

Bob: Did you see that ad for hims?
Bill: yeah!

by Stop. Just stop. November 14, 2018

Him

Simply the man who is feared by most and admired by all for the actions he undertakes

Max is simply him

by Ma.Re December 14, 2022

Alpaca Him

When a dirty slut blows a guy’s dick and holds the cum in her mouth and spits it back at his face

Hey dude you hear about his tinder date? He must’ve pissed her off because she did alpaca him

by Redhammer69 October 8, 2022

Him

Michael DelToro is Him

Nano and BAs wish they could be Deltoro because he is Him.

by cowsnakeawesome July 28, 2024

Him

AKA god, the motherfucker with the biggest set of nuts in town that is fucking cracked at everything he does. this individual also gets an absurd amount of bitches.

Adis: “Dude did you hear that Nate fucked 17 bitches in one week, and then won the chip?”

Alex: “Yeah bro, Nate is Him”

by AdLad24 April 26, 2025

Angel Jose Robles Is Also Known As Hellstromism (Hellstrom), Also Known As Messenger Add Oak Is Thing One And He Knew It Would Happen To Him Soon.....

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Angel Jose Robles Is Also Known As Hellstromism (Hellstrom), Also Known As Messenger Add Oak Is Thing One And He Knew It Would Happen To Him Soon.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Dating him

Getting an Eli is adventurous there are some learning curves but overall when you're with him you're always having fun and smiling to the point where your face hurts but you're so happy that you really don't know this or mind it the super kind and is so freaking weird but that's what makes him interest you think this might not last forever but lasts he always wants the best for you and cares very deeply making sure you're okay and happy Above All Else

Dating him , it will change your life

by 1313Hanta March 31, 2023