Water feature

When you take a dump in a public toilet and jump to the next cubical leaving your crap in the first toilet.
You can then finish off as normal in the 2nd cubical.
Meanwhile you can listen to the gasps from the public who walk into the 1st cubical who admire the water feature you created for them.

Do not use tissue or else it will ruin the water feature!

What's one heck of a water feature someone left in there!

by P187 July 20, 2011

janitor water

A drink, invented at Princeton University by a priscologist, that looks remarkably similar to janitor water with its greenish hue. Such a concoction involves filling 1/5 of the glass with root beer, 3/5 with blue Powerade, and 1/5 with Sprite.

Joe: Hey, I'm going to grab some drinks, anyone want anything?
Bob: Yea, I'll get a janitor water. Thanks.

Girl: Ewwww, what is that? Why would you drink that?
Guy: It's called janitor water, it's too manly for you.

by speakerboxgirl January 20, 2011

Nukewarm water

The very opposite of lukewarm water , water that is extremely hot Beyond comprehension. (potentially fatal)

Person 1: Wow That waters hot as fuck
Person 2: holy shit yeah it must be Nukewarm water.

by XNION December 28, 2011

Dog water

To be bad or dogshit or horrible at something to an extreme extent.

Kid with a 0.2 KD ratio: “Stop try Harding you loser.”
Jayden: “You’re literally free kid, your dog water, you should delete the game. I’ll buy your Xbox off you. Literally asscheecks.”

by pp stink January 12, 2021

poopy palm water

When someone takes a dump and goes to the sink and before they wash their hands they turn on the faucet and fill their palm with water and drink it.

"ewwww, Don just took a dump and drank from his hand before he washed it! He loves poopy palm water!"

by Wence January 1, 2009

Cup of water

A stupid person who acts overly intelligent without being intelligent themself.

"Did you see the President's State of the Union? What a cup of water!"

by AlexisJA September 26, 2008

cock sock water balloon

After sex you pass out with a condom still on. You forget about the condom then go to take a piss. Then rubber fills up with hot nasty post-sex piss. Now you've got a very dangerous situation on your hands

Jane: Whats this mess all over the bathroom floor?

Mike: Sorry babe, cock sock water balloon.

Jane: Im breaking up with you.

by SGT. Birdfeeder January 1, 2012