Waffle Stomp

Where one takes a shit in the shower and steps it down the drain.

Edward: Sorry I'm late, I had to Waffle Stomp in the shower.

by The Ed Channel November 12, 2019

Waffle stomp

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain

I’m gonna waffle stomp his self esteem down the drain

by OfficialSegga February 06, 2020

Cunk Waffle

When a man and a woman share a waffle in the morning topped with seamen.

Hey baby, do you want a cunk waffle?

by TheOutsider1783 February 10, 2021

getting waffled

When you get tricked to sit on a waffle and its now stuck up your ass

Jim: can you come over
john: No sorry i'm to busy getting waffled

by ifjsajfoiewajfoawe July 15, 2020

Waffle Gobbie

When you buy a Maccas mega choc waffle cone and your girlfriend eats it off your knob.

Mate I got the best waffle gobbie the other day!

by Waffle echo March 04, 2016

Confidence Waffle

A person who stumbles to defeat due to their lack of confidence.

John was such a confidence waffle at the bar, he didn't talk to anyone.

by Random22222 June 02, 2017

The Waffle Tinkerer

When you blow in a girls vagina so hard that her fallopian tunes inflate and burst like a balloon

I gave a girl the Waffle Tinkerer last night and now she needs intense fallopian tube reconstruction

by TheSlangMasta October 04, 2014