Line from a Beck song called "Where It's At". Two turntables and a microphone are supposed to represent a dick; the shaft and two balls...
by Asa Guy December 28, 2008
Get the two turntables and microphone mug.when you hit someone with a left and a right (combination) and then finish them off wit one to the gut.
brian: yo, that sucka called me fruity
shannon: word, how you handle dat?
brian: i two peice & biscuited that bro and asked him "who's the bitch now?"
shannon: word, how you handle dat?
brian: i two peice & biscuited that bro and asked him "who's the bitch now?"
by spolice August 22, 2005
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A nerd, a dweeb. From the 1980's when the cool kids carried their backpacks using only one strap (over one shoulder). The geeks used both straps. Not relevant in a literal sense anymore, since the one strap fad seems to have faded. But still a cool sounding burn.
by rps70 November 2, 2010
Get the two-strapper mug.Buffy: "Did you hear Lance challenged that more than one Ho is needed to make him climax?"
Candy: "Oh really? Two can drain that vein!"
Buffy: "Game on!"
Candy: "Oh really? Two can drain that vein!"
Buffy: "Game on!"
by GlazeHer April 26, 2014
Get the two can drain that vein mug.Refers to da delightful situation where ya go to visit one nice in-her-late-teens chick, and she happens to have her best friend --- another hot sweet-natured teenage damsel --- over for a visit, and so ya get TWO pretty girls to hold hands with.
I usually try to visit my cutie-pie lady-friends in the afternoon or evening, since that's often when they will have one or two other equally-delightful blinky-eyed chicks over to hang out, and so I get a two-for-one special --- TWO soft warm hands to clasp or press against my cheeks, and TWO sweet smiling faces beaming shyly at me.
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Get the Two-fives mug.A type of mythical creature in the science-fiction/fantasy world that exists in only two dimensions. Is incapable of seeing the third dimension. The most notable feature is that it is required to eat and excrete out of the same orfice. That is, if the digestive system had 2 openings, it would cut the organism in two.
A two-dimensional organism's mouth is also its anus.
Even an ameoba is not a two-dimensional organism.
Even an ameoba is not a two-dimensional organism.
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