When you are done making poopoo and you are ready to wipe your butthole, you stand up to wipe. Once done, you go to toss the TP in the toilet but accidentally miss. The poopy filled TP hits the victim’s foot in the stall next to you and you must make a crunch time decision to book it out of the bathroom or wait for them to leave before you. The key is not to get caught, or you will be in for some intense embarrassment, and maybe even lifetime if it is a coworker. (**Disclaimer: Inspired by true Events**)
Grappler: Dude, some shit just happened to me.
Big Easy: Go ahead...
Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.
Big Easy: Donkey Boner
Big Easy: Go ahead...
Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.
Big Easy: Donkey Boner
by Stoney69 November 29, 2019
The act of pissing in her vagina followed by 3 good pumps with your penis pushing the urine out causing her labia to glisten.
Man that Amy is a nasty thot. She loves the Meat curtain sauce toss. I almost vomit each time we do it.
by Wang dang period finger bang January 14, 2023
When during a threesome, he or she takes a mouthful of cum, and then forces it into the third parties asshole via their mouth.
by Mtb-homie January 19, 2017
Jingleling a males tesiticular sack while screaming our heads or tails and waiting for his response.
by Ballsorboxmuncher69 January 09, 2018
An oral sex act performed by a woman when getting her anus eaten. A turd is protruded from the butthole and then retracted back into the colon repeatedly in the mouth of the partner.
What'd you get into last night Jake?
I was eating this chicks ass and she totally turtle tossed me bro. I kinda liked it. I'm pretty sure I'm into turtle tossing now.
I was eating this chicks ass and she totally turtle tossed me bro. I kinda liked it. I'm pretty sure I'm into turtle tossing now.
by Thegigginator March 27, 2017
WisherToss is a general category of small group recreational activities that include throwing an object i.e. a wish) at a target.
Target games and competitions are well-documented throughout history and spanning the continents. For example, in it’s most simple form of a Wisher-Toss, throwing a pebble to hit a rock or coming as close to the rock without hitting it. Darts, bowling, horseshoes, bean bag toss, bocce, washer toss, curling are all examples of a Wisher-Toss game.
Games that include a means of striking an object (e.g. a ball) with another object (golf club) are not included in the umbrella category of Wisher-Toss.
Target games and competitions are well-documented throughout history and spanning the continents. For example, in it’s most simple form of a Wisher-Toss, throwing a pebble to hit a rock or coming as close to the rock without hitting it. Darts, bowling, horseshoes, bean bag toss, bocce, washer toss, curling are all examples of a Wisher-Toss game.
Games that include a means of striking an object (e.g. a ball) with another object (golf club) are not included in the umbrella category of Wisher-Toss.
Hey man, come up to the cottage this weekend, we’re having a Wisher-Toss tournament. Bring your set of horseshoes to add to the bean-bag toss and bocce sets we have so we can have a Wisher Toss Triathlon.
by Abby Gate November 18, 2021
Tossing The Salad is a term to lick your partners anus hole and the area between the organ and the anus for some sexual pleasure.
by DogOfDeviance March 12, 2024