Blue Waffle

Something you don’t want to fuck.

I heard Sarah had a blue waffle.

by JesseTzx February 19, 2020

Waffle Gobbie

When you buy a Maccas mega choc waffle cone and your girlfriend eats it off your knob.

Mate I got the best waffle gobbie the other day!

by Waffle echo March 04, 2016

Confidence Waffle

A person who stumbles to defeat due to their lack of confidence.

John was such a confidence waffle at the bar, he didn't talk to anyone.

by Random22222 June 02, 2017

The Waffle Tinkerer

When you blow in a girls vagina so hard that her fallopian tunes inflate and burst like a balloon

I gave a girl the Waffle Tinkerer last night and now she needs intense fallopian tube reconstruction

by TheSlangMasta October 04, 2014

Tape waffle

The ultimate insult to end any argument and/or conversation.When you can’t even live anymore so you just die and release all bodily fluids from your body, and wander around for eternity never knowing peace

(Person 1): your mom gay, daddy lesbian , sister a mister, grandpap a trap, ancestors incestors, and whole family tree LGBT.

(Person 2): Yeah well your a tape waffle

(Person 1): Dies instantly while simultaneously releasing all bodily fluids from his body and wandering around for eternity without peace.

by Tape Waffle April 03, 2018

Ass waffle

Someone being a meany

Omg he’s such an ass waffle

by IeatA$S February 17, 2019

Country waffle

After having sex with a relative you smell your finger

Damn bubba, me and Jenny just had a country waffle last night

by Phat dino March 06, 2021