chop season

A period where multiple people cut their hair

“It seems like it’s chop season boys gotta get the waves for the babes.”

by fr0bro July 28, 2018

Mantis Chop

A fast moving, flat handed, finger stab, from the bent elbo position. A Mantis chop is usually deployed to the chest, but under extreme circumstances it is ideal to Mantis Chop the neck. When Mantis Chopping it is common for the striking Mantis to yell "Mantis Chop" with high pitch emphasis on the word "Mantis."

"If Elliot eats the last slice of pizza I swear I'm gonna Mantis Chop his neck."

"Ashley! God Damn it! Quite Mantis Chopping me!"

by AshLee BernWell September 20, 2016

pseudo-chop

a "pork" chop made from soy or other meat substitute

I stopped by the new vegan restaurant to try their pseudo-chops!

by pradaboy August 28, 2010

Cunt chops

Some one who has to much to say

"God that Donald trump is a right cunt chops"

"Oi cunt chops pass the ball"

by Bradley bear Mma July 23, 2017

onion chopped

When a person is fucked SO hard they cry...but in a good way.

Man....I onion chopped that bitch so hard she used my whole box of Kleenex.

by Stachaleenda April 10, 2016

bernard chops

from the UK meaning sideburns.

Look at those bernard chops along the side of her face.

by commoner31 September 29, 2006

Pork-chopping

To look at person as if looking at a tasty, juicy pork-chop

I went to a birthday party last night and this guy was pork-chopping me the whole time!

by JoshGuar February 8, 2015