Peak Tightness

The tingling feeling in one’s anus when walking or driving at an incredibly high altitude. It’s is often compared to a swarm of soggy fire ants or a secret tickle from a cousin.

My peak tightness was so bad today I had to take a muscle relaxer to use the bathroom.

by Fleazz October 15, 2023

Jesse Tight

When A Dumb Welder Makes something so tight it can't be removed.

This bolt is Jesse tight, it's not coming off ever

by bsk$$$ December 2, 2020

Tight

Slang for cool

You'll help me with my homework? Ok man, tight!

by Nelium394 January 17, 2017

tight-titties

A very close relationship between two friends. Comparable to two tightly pressed boobies rubbing against each other.

Ya I will let him stay with me this weekend for the game, we were tight-titties in high school.

by swindlerrr September 2, 2013

gazun-tight

When you put a little pepper on her pillow so when u put her face in it she sneezes & her coochie grip you like a gorilla fist

Put some on your ballz too fuh gazun-tight... it would provide extra heat for more sperm production.

by spyro_incongruous March 29, 2024

Tight Goose

Precisely in order. A malaphor that is the opposite of Loosey Goosey.

"That's never passing inspection, he runs a tight goose"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024

Tight Onion

The tight ass of a hot chick. One you could bounce a quarter off.

"Hey guy, look at that tight onion." "Marcus loves tight onions he should check her out"

by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023