You made me Secretion myself
by Hatman5342 April 05, 2024
The scientific term for suffering from inordinate amount of sweat and wetness located around one's grundle. This nether-region, tucked between one's balls (or vagina) and anus, shows symptoms of Grundle Secretion (GS) due to any physical activity, sweating off the booze from a hangover, sitting in a chair that increases grundle temperature above the grundolgist-recommended 100.3 degrees Fahrenheit, among many others.
John: "Dude, when Megan and I switched airline seats I didn't think I would be sitting in a damp puddle. Do you think she peed?"
Grundologist Greg: "No John, she did not. She, along with 41% of other Americans, suffer from Grundle Secretion. That was just a mixture of her grundle butter. Airline seats often contribute to excessive GS."
Grundologist Greg: "No John, she did not. She, along with 41% of other Americans, suffer from Grundle Secretion. That was just a mixture of her grundle butter. Airline seats often contribute to excessive GS."
by McCuntBuckets January 26, 2015
A secret sandwich is used for general, thoughtless blabbermouths.
These individuals will blab anything you tell them, without thought.
To get around this issue, you can use a secret sandwich, wherin you exclaim both before, and after telling secret, that it is in fact, a secret.
These individuals will blab anything you tell them, without thought.
To get around this issue, you can use a secret sandwich, wherin you exclaim both before, and after telling secret, that it is in fact, a secret.
The worst method:
❌Harley: Hey, here's some gossip about some friends or family of mine.
Keziah: hey friend or family of Harley, here's an embarrassing thing you did! Wanna chat about it??
❌*chaos ensues*❌
The secret sandwich method:
✔Harley: hey, I'm about to tell you a secret
Keziah: oh yeah?
Harley: all my family and friends are so embarrassing!
Keziah: omg! No way!
Harley: yeah! That's right! Remember tho, that's a secret!
Keziah: you betcha, buddio!
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❌Harley: Hey, here's some gossip about some friends or family of mine.
Keziah: hey friend or family of Harley, here's an embarrassing thing you did! Wanna chat about it??
❌*chaos ensues*❌
The secret sandwich method:
✔Harley: hey, I'm about to tell you a secret
Keziah: oh yeah?
Harley: all my family and friends are so embarrassing!
Keziah: omg! No way!
Harley: yeah! That's right! Remember tho, that's a secret!
Keziah: you betcha, buddio!
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by Seraphim Bitches October 15, 2021
by Turqle_ May 16, 2021
It's like having a secret santa - where instead of recieving delicious choclates and sweets, you are only getting fucking salt. Cheap ass fucker. yes Brian I'm talking to you!
- Hey bro, did you get some nice presents from your secret santa?
- No... i just got tons and tons of salt. He is a fucking secret salta. FML.
- No... i just got tons and tons of salt. He is a fucking secret salta. FML.
by Rainbowflavored Koala Poo December 01, 2017
by J - donealottadro June 24, 2007
A "secret" that everybody knows, like the coworker that shows up to work still drunk and no one talks about it
"Can I borrow some of the vodka you keep in your desk?"
"How do you know about that? It's a secret."
"Yeah, ok, boomer. It's a Bob Ross secret"
"How do you know about that? It's a secret."
"Yeah, ok, boomer. It's a Bob Ross secret"
by Dehydratedninja March 05, 2023