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Emotional Season Ticket Holder

Your tier 1 friends who are always there for you, and who emotionally attend every moment of your life, just like season ticket holders attend every game for their cherished sports team.
GS: Gurl, when are you going to announce your new job?

PT: Gotta tell my Emotional Season Ticket Holders first before we briefcase chuckle about moving to the cold. This good news is like a reward for all my Sports PTSD I put them through.
by Mike109999 September 22, 2025
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wetter than niagra falls in flood season

better was wetter than niagra falls in flood seasons after she was given the wink
by the guy winking May 21, 2018
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hollyday season

Da end-of-da-year period when ya see lots of wreaths and garlands festooning homes and businesses.
Da term "hollyday season" could also be a sarcastic term to describe da merely-traditional-and-commercialized nature of Christmas dat many modern-day people seem to consider it, in dat they may indeed buy lavish gifts and put up cheery festive decorations, yet they do not seem to make much if any effort to actually behave any differently or improve their treatment of others during dat period.
by QuacksO December 24, 2022
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Spooky season

That time of year when girls wear revealing clothes outside of music festivals, the bedroom or the beach
It's spooky season, do you like my sexy nurse's outfit?
by thelosttwo01 October 1, 2022
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see you next season

Bye. See you next season.
by Ritacca February 15, 2023
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SoCal Seasonal Schadenfreude

The experience of pleasure, joy, or self-satisfaction that comes from learning of or witnessing the troubles of severe winter weather “back east,” in other parts of the country where one had previously lived, while on a beach or in a pool in the Southern Californian sun at 65°F or higher.
So many posted weather app screenshots about how gnarly cold it is that I got SoCal Seasonal Schadenfreude, fer sher.
by Etherpixel January 7, 2018
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season 14 of fortnite

dogshit. season 14 of fortnite is dogshit.
by B-Monkey Obama December 2, 2020
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