piss midget

Eastern Canada and New England term for the biting insect also known as ceratopogonidae, biting midges, or no-see-ums. This nuisance pest takes a bite of flesh and pisses in the wound causing instant itch with burning.

This screened in porch would be lovely if not for the piss midgets, the screen doesn't even slow them down.

by LesG June 25, 2018

BRB Piss

A phrase used when you are leaving with no intention of returning. Also used in abandoning a situation, person, or group of people without giving a reason or explanation.

"So your dad went BRB Piss?"

"Yeah, he went out for cigarettes when I was 3 and never came home"

by Kanninto July 6, 2009

piss soup

1. (infinitive) to mislead someone; to bullshit
2. (infinitive) to literally urinate soup
3. (noun) a soup or stew mostly composed of urine

1. Jack: Hey, did you here about Jim?

Joe: No, what about him?

Jack: He wrecked his car.

Joe: No way!

Jack: Yeah, I'm not pissin' soup here.

2. Jack: I think I may have just pissed soup.

Joe: You should probably consult a urologist.

3. Jack: This is disgusting! What is it, piss soup?

Joe: Of course not, it's borscht!

by Booth Henson August 1, 2009

Cum-piss

A point at which your dried cum blocks the passage of urine after climaxing into a female (or sock). You don't immediately get the chance to wash your penis because of self-remorse or due to time constraints from emotionally comforting the female. The result consists of a forceful burst of cummy piss into 70% of the toilet, whilst leaving your piss hole with a burning sensation.

"I have just cannoned out a cum-piss..."

by Rudi Van Disarzio December 7, 2018

piss bug

A decal or other marker on a urinal indicating the best place to aim your urine stream.

I went to use a few bathrooms where they have these happy, funny little piss bugs in the urinals.

by esmith512 January 30, 2008

Take a piss

To 'take a piss' means 'to urinate'.

Man, let's stop at that gas station. I've really got to take a piss.

by Felix Tue Visiyu September 14, 2008

Diddy Piss

A mixed alcoholic beverage consisting of Ciroc ultra premium vodka mixed with grapefruit soda (Squirt, Wink, etc). The name originates from P.Diddy, who is Ciroc vodka's celebrity endorser.

"Yo playboy, you know Ima need a tall glass of Diddy Piss when I'm lampin on the yacht with two white bitches in the Mediterranean"

by Jameson H. April 30, 2009