Bearded Jesus looking type of gentleman who cannot control his bowel movements and thus deficates on people’s lawns like an annoying neighbours cat
by Dangermou5e October 15, 2020
Get the Person who shits in gardensmug. Just a casual American restaurant chain for the commoners. Serves typical Americanized Italian dishes made by unskilled college students who are just learning how to cook. Food is decent at best, as one would expect. Most often the place where a typical guy would ask a girl out to, as well as a freshman's first job.
Comparable to the Canadian restaurant chains "Swiss Chalet" and "East Side Marios".
Comparable to the Canadian restaurant chains "Swiss Chalet" and "East Side Marios".
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 1, 2020
Get the Olive Gardenmug. When a white man whips out his member, and their partner is vastly disappointed and depressed at the lack of size, and pleasure from said member. In other words, much like an albino garden snake, it's useless, small, and not worth the time to mess with.
Ex.
Nicki: "Hey Jessica, I hanged out with John last night... of course we did 'the sex'"
Jessica: "oh wow, how was he?"
Nicki: "he's an Albino Garden Snake :("
Jessica: "I fuckin' knew it"
Nicki: "Hey Jessica, I hanged out with John last night... of course we did 'the sex'"
Jessica: "oh wow, how was he?"
Nicki: "he's an Albino Garden Snake :("
Jessica: "I fuckin' knew it"
by dix 'B' floppin September 4, 2017
Get the Albino Garden Snakemug.