A CP enthusiast and lover of fingering A minor. A person of this name can be described as a top tier gooner, and usually holds a rank within the top 10 globally in ranked jerkmate lobbies. This person also has a deep love for physics and the intricacies and intertwining theories behind indian flickermunting and other applications of cock and ball tomfoolery.
Look at that retard over there, he just spilt coffee on his book and then tore the entire thing in half. He's such a Curtis Bridge
by fj1607 January 31, 2025
by Together September 16, 2016
When a man inserts his thumb and middle finger into the vagina and anus of a woman and attempts to click his fingers. Used to determine the overall condition of a potential sexual partner’s pelvic floor.
I wasn’t sure, she was a bit old looking. But a quick biffins bridge rot test proved she was in good enough nick.
by Bob Clapperton July 02, 2023
On Oct 20, you can turn tall people (5'4 bananas up) into bridges and step on them without any restriction.
by Rekunance October 06, 2023
by Canadian Cat June 20, 2015
A bridge located just outside a small Po-Dunk town in southeast Missouri where the locals go to fight. This bridge illuminates a mystical allure which destroys what most would consider rational adult behavior. Oh, almost forgot, this bridge also serves as a means to cross a small creek with a motor vehicle.
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by city boy transplant October 06, 2010
A state of mind that causes you to think the world is burning, and the smallest setback can bring on “Fuck it. Time to live under a bridge”
by Gossip Gary September 28, 2021