factotem pole

A pole lining up all the sycophants and ass-kissers that support a deranged POTUS.

A recent TV interviewer referred to his guest as a "factotum" for President Trump. That guest (Stephen Miller) was actually part of the factotem pole that includes the likes of Bannon, Huckabee Sanders, Rush Limbaugh, etc.

by euphemistmo January 7, 2018

Crisco Pole

When the police try to interfere on what's only good fun...

We were only having fun when we discovered the Crisco pole, since PPD greased Philly's street poles in Crisco when the Eagles won to prevent climbing but, lo and behold, true Birds fans succeeded on the slippery climb.

by southphillyclout January 28, 2018

electrical pole

Fat cock

he has an electrical pole

by RIDETHATPOLEZBO August 7, 2016

Pole sex

When your in you how and out of nowhere a pole crashes right into the center of your anus

Me: lalala
Also me: ugh that pole feels goo
Pole sex try it

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Jumping Poles

When you jump from one dick to another during sex.

Ryan-"Sadie stop jumping poles onto Ben "

by StreetNamez101 October 9, 2016

Pole Huncher

An perfect early morning shit

“I ripped a enjoyable pole huncher this morning.”

by jinkeys February 28, 2021

man's pole

penis, dick ,

you : damn , Michelle got a fat ass
me : imagine what that will do on a man's pole

by daprisman_togi May 5, 2022