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Military penguin

This is a very rare organism which is typically found somewhere in Botswana. It is inseparable to its mate Panda Girl and it is often found in her cupboard (or as some would say... not often enough). It’s appearance is moderately fluffy and you will know you have encountered it when you hear “OH” or “AHA” in very inappropriate situations.
Me: WOW I think I just saw a Military Penguin
Panda Girl: Back off bitch he’s mine.
by Hefalumpkin38 May 11, 2019
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Alaskan penguin

when a man puts his ballsack inside a woman's booty during intercourse.
Did you see the recent post about the alaskan penguin sex position? Probably best done with lube if the nutsack is going in her booty.
by Tutorman January 8, 2019
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Penguin

Either an arctic flightless bird or a bunch of small midgets in tuxedos who like the cold.
Penguins are some of the weirdest birds in existence. And yet, we still love them.
by PenguinsAttention April 12, 2020
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Penguin

by DieselDeletus December 13, 2022
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Penguin

A handsome man disguised as a well off man
He’s a penguin. An actor. A man handsome man that dresses or appears as a successful man. Example: The man is covered in chains with no career. Misleading women to act out of character in order to impress him.

He spends all his money on clothing, jewelry, and vacation's to attract women. He’s unable to provide support for the woman.

A good looking man that knows if he dresses nice it will attract women. Causing women to act out of character and later down the line the woman is trapped feeling unsupported

A tempting handsome looking man unable to support a woman
by Pinkgrassbluegrass February 5, 2024
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penguin zo

penguin zo (Charlie) is such a amazing youtuber get this urban dictionary entry to him
by TakoTheMemer November 13, 2023
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Club Penguin Online

A fan-made revival of Club Penguin that existed from 2017 to 2020. During the last few months of its life, the game became infamous for the predatory behavior of its founder, attacks on fellow Club Penguin revivals by its staff, and the presence of mature servers despite being a revival of a children's game. A combination of these factors led to the game receiving a DMCA takedown notice from the Walt Disney Company and the arrest of the founder in May 2020. Many of the game's former staff later founded New Club Penguin, an ongoing revival of the classic MMO.
I couldn't go one day on Club Penguin Online without seeing people hosting strip clubs in their igloos.
by CtrlAlt_Games October 20, 2024
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