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National Nike Tech Day

National Nike Tech Day is a day where you wear your Nike Tech. On this day you can take W flicks with others in your techs. You can also flex on people who don’t have a tech. National Nike Tech Day is March 14.
National Nike Tech Day is on a tuesday for tech tuesday. Make sure you wear a tech on this day.
Person 1: Yo, you know what’s on March 14?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: National Nike Tech Day!
Person: Oh really! I’ll make sure to wear my tech!
by supervisor.handyman March 10, 2023
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Complē-Tech

1. A consulting firm full of highly nerdy, and specialized professionals that emphasize quality at all stages of an engagement.

2. A business who's name is mispronounced 99.99% of the time
I contracted Complē-Tech to provide low-voltage systems integration suggestions and support, but wound up being so good, that I was able to take a 3 month vacation and never needed to be bothered until the project was done.
by T9xbeatngu March 23, 2023
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tech tyke

A middle aged man child who uses expensive gadgets to cause chaos or damage to the area around him, often without an understanding of the underlying technology. See Script Kiddie.
Ugh... The tech tykes messed up the gas sign. Someone aught to poison their supply chain.
--or--
The tech tykes are trying to use responsible disclosure to validate their irresponsible disclosure of vulnerabilities.
by Saint90s May 18, 2023
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Out-tech

to do well or outperform in technology when compared to others.
OMG! My son was able to figure out how to reset the child safety setting that I activated on the internet browser. This is what I get for trying to out-tech a teenager.
by Davellin June 2, 2023
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Glitch techs

An awesome show with an awesome theme song.
Glitch tech lover guy: “Who knows what realy happens when a game starts to glitch?” Glitch tech lover guy 2: “🎵here come the glitch techs, they know what to do!”
Watch the entire thing on youtube truat me it’s awesome.
by I need help 2023 January 19, 2023
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lemon tech

The act of grinding Psychedelic mushrooms and mixing them with pure lemon juice in a cup to further the strength of the psychedelic effects
Hey man have you ever lemon teched? You’d trip balls
by Shaggys hacks February 5, 2023
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Tech Support

Wizards of the highest order, often dwell on a floor lower than your own.
Sometimes dwell in the basement.

Will fix whatever you break, fuck up or delete without checking if you had the right things marked.
Usually comes equipped with the "IT Aura", a passive skill with a 50% chance of having the issue correct itself.
"Tech Support barely walked in the door and my computer started working again!"

"Yeah, that has to be the IT Aura. I swear these guys are magic."
by ITWizKidIcarus February 16, 2023
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