by Too lazy to think of a name April 7, 2022
Get the Tech windowmug. by Jesster4 June 23, 2025
Get the Bobo Techmug. A group of highly-trainned voice over geeks who don't know a single thing about computers. They usually hide their voices by using the usual indian man. The customers of American Tech Support always get pissed off after 5 minutes of talking.
ATS: Thank you for calling American Tech Support. You got problem?
customer: Didn't I already talk to you?
ATS: No, that was my brother.
customer: Didn't I already talk to you?
ATS: No, that was my brother.
by jacobishott December 26, 2011
Get the American Tech Supportmug. A maintenance technician unwilling to perform repairs but willing to call a vendor to have them do the work instead.
Chad was a total rolodex tech, never fixed a thing in his life but always able to call out a vendor to do the job he was getting paid to do. What a total Chad!
by Steve Notkaren June 10, 2021
Get the Rolodex Techmug. When a high-level technical discussion is derailed by a pernickety exploration of implementation details. Often exacerbated by a heady brew of opinion and speculation.
We were ploughing through our daily stand-up the other day until that bogan plunged us into a tech spiral, costing us 25 minutes with a discussion on the correct means of parsing hashes.
by greatdeep January 30, 2024
Get the tech spiralmug. Working in entry-level IT positions, and my income only allows me to occasionally treat myself to a pizza.
by directorofrighteousness May 10, 2023
Get the pizza techmug. A shit technical high school in Meridian where three mice including Mouse Guapo live. With cockroaches, moldy food, greedy whores, and shit teachers.
by AP System April 17, 2022
Get the Wilcox Techmug.