When a man's happy trail connects fully from the genital region north, ending and connecting to his chinstrap.
Ethel: "I was having sex last night and I followed the trail of tears to reach his schlong."
Margarie: "Oh my word, just the other day I followed one the wrong way and ended up at the chinstrap."
Margarie: "Oh my word, just the other day I followed one the wrong way and ended up at the chinstrap."
by Ocelcinion October 20, 2019
Get the Trail of Tearsmug. 1. Verb: To achieve ridiculous goals through ridiculous means.
2. Noun: The condensation formed on the skin of a Sky Clown as it flaps about in the morning dew. The process of officially acquiring these tears is as follows: Place the Sky Clown outside between the hours of midnight and 3am, wait until 7am with correct weather conditions which would produce dew on an average lawn, and then wring the moisture from said Sky Clown before 9am.
2. Noun: The condensation formed on the skin of a Sky Clown as it flaps about in the morning dew. The process of officially acquiring these tears is as follows: Place the Sky Clown outside between the hours of midnight and 3am, wait until 7am with correct weather conditions which would produce dew on an average lawn, and then wring the moisture from said Sky Clown before 9am.
My boss wants me to wash my teeth without a brush for the next week, but still wants me to be clean! It's like milking tears from a sky clown over here.
by jimmies be rustled April 8, 2020
Get the Tears From a Sky Clownmug. You and and your three buddies flip a stool over snd when the music stops everyone must be penetrated by a stool leg. Last one to sit loses
by anonymous July 3, 2023
Get the Musical tearsmug. A rip or tear in the scrotum. it usually happens when the testicular region comes in contact with a sharp object or during sex.
by Mr. Seedpop Dude January 16, 2018
Get the scrotum tearmug. When you are sleeping with someone and you roll over moving the blankets and get a waft of a fart that immediately causes tears to come to your face
I was soundly sleeping last night and when I pulled the blankets up over my shoulders I found myself blanket tearing.
by 5UBM15510N March 15, 2024
Get the Blanket tearingmug. When one bro mourns the loss of another bro, or a bro related item. The loss can come from a bro putting a hoe first or dropping a beer.
When Jack dropped his natty ice he cried bro-tears.
When Steve met his new girl he dropped of the radar, we all cried bro-tears
When Steve met his new girl he dropped of the radar, we all cried bro-tears
by Khaki Dan February 23, 2018
Get the bro-tearsmug. Similar to pop the cherry, it refers to losing virginity. Unlike popping cherry, this can refer to both sexes as only women can have their cherry popped but both women and men can be penetrated to tear a hole.
by <34DD April 6, 2015
Get the Tearing a Holemug.