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hung spray tan

When you partake in sex with a girl so fast or masturbate so fast that your penis gets tan.
Yo you like my hung spray tan? I got it last night with Emily.
by lazybobcat101 March 30, 2021
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Men that spray tan

A type of the male specimen that like to shove 2 to 3 cocks in both there mouth and ass.
Landon, cole, and Hudson, like to suck and get fucked everyday due to the gayness of the men that spray tan.
by Dickinlandon May 7, 2021
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Stray Tan

When your significant other ejaculates you in front of homeless cats
“Yo yo I just stray tan my girl at the park it was awesome
by Ogdouble06 May 19, 2021
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Bourbon Tan

When someones face is obnoxiously red from drinking too much Bourbon
Did you see Kyles face? He has the Bourbon Tan going
by Bourbon Bobby May 24, 2021
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Midnight Tan

A term to describe a person with very a dark skin tone
Person 1: Dude, did you see how dark that guy was?
Person 2: That guy totally had a midnight tan!
by SkeetzBallz420xx69 October 16, 2024
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The Great Spray Tan

A derogatory allusion to Donald Trump, evocative of both his over-use of spray tan to hide his elderly pallor, and his continual dishonesty.
One wonders how evil citizens of the U.S.A. must be, to elect The Great Spray Tan as their dictator.
by Nutty Peanuts November 6, 2024
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Arkansas Spray Tan

1. When someone farts in your face when you bend down to pickup something from the floor.

2. When showering with someone else who farts when you bend down to pickup the soap.
3. When your significant other notices the backside of your underwear are discolored.
I don’t know if I want to shower with you again after the Arkansas spray tan you gave me the last time.
I thought our relationship was going great until you decided it would be funny to give me an Arkansas spray tan.
See, this is why I won’t do your laundry… it’s just gross when you give your skivvies an Arkansas Spray Tan.
by anonymous November 23, 2024
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