Three Second Massacre

A mass killing exactly three seconds long, done by the three second walrus, that glittering fiend! They are very hard to escape, as the walrus will always have the element of surprise, so take Scar's advice and BE PREPARED!

"Omg, Eric and his brother were murdered by a walrus! It was a three second massacre!"

by MagnificentRikki November 16, 2012

Three Way Third Wheel

A Three Way Third Wheel is a loving union made between three individuals of platonic desire. This relationship can take the form of two girls, one boy or more preferably two boys and one girl. The connection made by these three Love Birds is Strong, flexible but undoubtably enduring. Like any other relationship a Three Way Third Wheel can have it's up and downs, testing the members ability to forgive and move on. But what makes a Three Way Third Wheel so special is that regardless of ones blinded misguided doings, grudges and resentment is absent of view. Forgiveness is instead bestowed upon the wrong doer thus strengthening the wheels integrity and forever reassuring the everlasting love and devotion each member has and always will have for the their two soul mates of endless desire.

"Caitlin, Josh I'm sorry for being a twat. I meant no harm... I was just joking"

"Oh Tahan there is no hate in my mind"

"Thanks guys. Hey Josh What time is it"

"Three Way Third Wheel High Five Time"

by ILOVECAITLINMUDDLEANDJOSHCOLES August 2, 2013

three studges

Three manly men so extremely attractive that they are more unresistable than the dudes on the Axe commercials.

Those three studges were beating women off them with sticks at the bar last night.

by spragie March 20, 2014

Three Day Rule

When a peer's unconsumed alcohol is left at your place of residence for over three days, you are entitled to consume such alcohol without repercussions.

Bryan "Hey do you think its fine if I drink Kyle's leftover Bombay Gin?" Randy "Yeah its been here since Monday. Its the three day rule."

by Truedat56343 August 1, 2016

Three Piece Set

(Pronounced as Tree Piece Set) When a female has the three necessary components for love:
1. A well defined ass
2. Perky breasts
3. Beautiful angel face

Friend: Hey ya see that chick across the bar?
You: Yeah what about her?
Friend: She looking like a three piece set! Go talk to her!

by Andy Dice Klay January 1, 2018

three blind musketeers

When three of your short fat white friends are tied up and blindfolded and fucked by the nearest, nastiest homeless man named gerald

Yo, did you hear how i gave the chad brothers the ol' three blind musketeers

by Bigturtleboi;)<3 April 16, 2018

three stroke joke

Three stoke joke not as bad as a two pump chump but still bad enough to be a joke. Someone who ejaculates too quickly that is so quick that it’s funny.

Girl 1: how was last night with tom
Girl2: it was terrible he was a “three stroke joke”

Girl1: omg that’s so lame... at least he’s pretty

Girl2: yeait was literally over in less than a minute!!!

by iSkytec December 16, 2018