Thong

1. A cheap rubber sandal, often stereotyped to be used by Australians.

2. An expensive type of underwear that wedges its way up one’s buttcheeks and still conceals their vagina.

1. On the hot Australian beach, Steven wore thongs.

2. Kim wore the thong to impress her boyfriend one day.

by Candinator June 4, 2019

thongsombut

A thongsombut is a term used to describe a type of person who enjoys wearing only thongs and nothing else as clothing.

Hey man, look at that thongsombut! She crazy to be dressing like that.

by Taylor anshift June 14, 2019

thonk

A different word for thank you.

Guy 1: *holds door open for Guy 2*
Guy 2: thonk

by iamshmo12 October 8, 2019

Thonksshobing burrito

A good spirit that watches out for people during Thanksgiving break

The thonksshobing burrito is so nice :>>>

by mlemingshobe November 23, 2019

Thong Day

October 19th, It is wear a thong day, all lady’s must wear a thong and show a guy that your wearing a thong.

Guy: “Today’s thong day, show me you wearing it”
Girl: “Ok hear you go”

(Shows guys thong)
Guy: “Ok I believe you”
(Guy licks his lips)
Girl: (whispers in ear) “ I could not be wearing one if you meet me in the bathroom in 10”

by Rude Gernreich October 19, 2019

Thonks

A sarcastic spin on “thanks” that is spoken mainly to adhere to social norms but is not really needed.

“We appreciate for your donation today.”
“Thonks.”

“Did you set up that appointment?”
“I did.”
“Thonks.”

by Dixie Chickenhawk October 20, 2019

thongwarrior

A man who likes to steal his wife’s underwear and prance around in the dark sniffing poppers ! As he does this he beliefs he is a Zulu warrior charging down Micheal Caine ..

That guy who looks like he sniffs flue is a real thongwarrior

by The real thongman December 23, 2019