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You Unzip, You Go To The Urinal and You Touch Yourself 

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You Unzip, You Go To The Urinal and You Touch Yourself
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national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal day 

April 22 is national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal day. Its pretty self explanatory but just in case what you do is anytime you need to take a piss on April 22 you have to drop your pants down all the way. a good rule to follow for this day is if your ass isn't out you need to get the fuck out(of the bathroom). it doesn't matter if your cheeks are pastier than ranch everybody is gonna be doing it.
Damn it sucks for Aidan his birthday is on April 22

Damn bro, you mean national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal day

life, the universe and everything 

how was i supposed to know that the f*cking answer of life, the universe and everything was 42. then what's the f*cking question

Dr. Phil: The Ultimate Green M&M 

The greatest and most powerful M&M in existence. It is a (fictional) card from the card game Yu-Gi-Oh.

Becomes an insta-kill card when
“You really thought I’d just let you attack? You fool. You activated my trap card! “The infusion!” By sending “You Know I had to do it to Em” and “Meme Review Doctor Phill” to my graveyard, I can fusion summon this; BEHOLD YUGI: Dr. Phil: The Ultimate Green M&M! Why stop there!? By sacrificing five dollas, my M&M’s attack will increase to Infinity! This duel, is OVER!

the used 

Screamo/Emo/Rock band that rox everyones sox
The used is your favorite band deep down inside
the used by Young Gothic Rocker Chic December 28, 2005

the undertaker 

when a person is being given head or any sort of sexual pleasure, the receiver rolls their eyes to the back of their head due to the sensation they feel.
when marlon's 4incher was being licked, his eyes rolled to the back of his head. MArlon performed the undertaker.