my shirt hurt

When your shirt gets stuck on your Clavicle

My shirt hurt!!!

by Latemyvaehss July 16, 2018

Shirt

A piece of clothing used so you can strip it off

The shirt had a picture of a unicorn an was soon taken off.

by NightGamer;) October 26, 2020

shirt

A shirt is a person who likes to wear shirts so much that they name themselves after shirts on everything. You know who is a shirt if you have never seen them without a shirt, they are probably a shirt. Be warned, if someone wears a plain shirt all the time they are the enemy, they are not a shirt.

Hey john, why are you always wearing a shirt?
Well thats because i am a shirt!

by a fucking shirt December 14, 2020

Toxic t-shirts from primary school

Oversized t-shirts that people who eat lay's chips tend to wear.

-Hey, are you wearing Toxic t-shirts from primary school.
-Yeah, suddenly i feel like stealing my mother's credit card and buying gems in clash royale.

by Dobi oli Free April 4, 2023

mascara on shirt

When your soft cock partner has to soothe his bit on the side after their very disappointing love making

She was so mascara on shirt, furious because he failed to satisfy her

by Learntosatisfyarealwoman March 13, 2018

Crunchy Shirt

When you are punching the clown and forget to bring the tissues. In your state of panic before you climax, you reach for the closest thing to blow your load into, a shirt. Latter when you are out of laundry for work, the only thing you have left to wear is the shirt you shot all your sperm into and it is very crunchy.

Man, I haven't done laundry in three weeks and I had to were this crunchy shirt.

by NERV2005 September 17, 2018

Shirt

in white supremacist circles, someone not fully devoted to the cause: not a brownshirt or a blackshirt.

Ignore him, bro; he's just a shirt. You said the truth.

by mjxwn2019 December 14, 2020