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Three-legged Race on Wheels

An unweildy situation; a cunundrum; a disorganized even
How was the concert?

It was like a three-legged race on wheels, everything went wrong
by BaveT March 4, 2009
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Stance potato racing

A horde of insufferable spuds who thirst over 4/10s whilst their overlords sit back and laugh
I left stance potato racing because they don't like my carrot boyfriend
by Not an admin February 5, 2017
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chocolate cookie race

A race between 2 or more people where you place an oreo cookie between your butt cheeks and race but if you lose the race or drop your oreo you must eat it.
Tyler lost the chocolate cookie race but I think he enjoyed eating his cookie...
by ROCK_44_ March 27, 2016
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Analytical Race Theory

Aalytical Race Theory argues that browns and blacks are significantly inferior to whites in their nature, nurture, and volition. This means in their biology, culture, and ethics. It also means in their intelligence, upbringing, and private, personal choices.

Because of these considerable, statistical weaknesses, brown and black people succeed less well than white people, personally, socially, and economically. Their failures are not due to systemic, institutional, hidden, or secret racism by whites or society.

But because these obvious and important truths are almost entirely evaded or lied about, colored people end up hugely suspicious and paranoid about their inexplicable lack of success. They tend to blame everyone – and with cause. Colored folks plaintively cry out: “Where are all the brown and black Aristotles, Ciceros, Leonardos, Edisons, Einsteins, Sam Waltons, Warren Buffets’s, Steve Jobs’s, and Bill Gates’s?” But such figures don’t exist, historically or currently.

Almost all white, brown, and black intellectual, civic, and political leaders today choose to evade or lie about this. The result is unfocused brown and black bitterness, and hatred at their unknown enemies. Racial mistrust, tension, and conflict flourish, as does hatred of whites.

ART teaches that inter-racial harmony, cooperation, and friendship would rise dramatically if only people would stop lying. Browns and blacks would also uplift themselves radically, if only they knew what the problem was.
Analytical Race Theory contrasts vividly with Critical Race Theory as a way to defeat racial bigotry.
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GameFAQs-Sports and Racing-NBA

A place where bandwagon fans of good nba teams, mainly the Lakers, come to insult other people because of their team, using childish words and logic.
Hey, that guy posting on the GameFAQs-Sports and Racing-NBA board likes the Mavs, Lol Mavs!
by rairen shimozuma March 17, 2009
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Roary the Racing Car

A kids show about a little red racing car named Roary. All they do is race around Silver Hatch all day. It also has a very catchy theme song.

People that are named Roary/Rory are usually tormented by annoying retards. every time they hear someone say Rory they always sing the shows theme-song primarily to piss them off.
Roary the racing car!! .........Roooaaaaaaary my number one star!!!
by jobflobadobYob October 16, 2010
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jerk off drag race

When you are trying to get around at least 2 other idiots on the freeway and they seem content to go the same speed next to each other hindering your efforts to go around them.
Sorry I’m late. Got stuck behind a jerk off drag race on the way over.
by Kad357 November 9, 2019
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