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who is cutting onions

Markiplier and Ethan are cutting onions next to each other and they are crying. They don't know who is cutting onions so they are asking WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS? Then they find out that they are cutting onions and they start to argue.
WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS? can be used to ask who is cutting onions. If you are cutting onions you are going to die and if somebody else is cutting onions they are going to die because they lied to you.
by aeron67 December 3, 2022
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punched onion

"My girlfriend told me her sister gave her a punched onion with a cob of corn when she was 13. I need to call her sister."
by chudwilleatyourbaby October 22, 2018
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Onion time

When you are caramelizing onions, time seems to move slower as you stand over the stove and stir... and stir... and stir. Time loses meaning. Hours, days, you don’t know anymore. You're on onion time now, and the onions get to decide your fate.
Joe is making onion soup. He's on onion time now.
by 0n10n October 27, 2023
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Onion Muff

An onion muff is when a womans pussy smells like onions. It can happen when she eats too many onions, French onion dip, or Funyuns.
I went to go down on Janet after a long night of snacking and she had onion muff so bad I dipped a chip in it.
by B Rabbit 39 June 19, 2025
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Onion log

A short skinny person who sleeps like a log
I'm so fat! I can hardly sleep anymore

Nono no your an onion log
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Farting in the onion patch

The act of sticking a soft penis into thrir parters asshole snd having thrir partner fart until the penis gets hard
Dude what stinks, sorry i was just farting in the onion patch
by Im golf August 26, 2016
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Have an onion

Expression used as a reaction to someone needlessly complaining/crying for nothing, mostly at a time when everything else is good or the moment is pleasant.
Person 1 : “I can’t believe we have to queue for popcorn”

Person 2 : “Come on, have an onion!”
by estellegeorge March 26, 2024
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