swearish

sorta-kinda swear, but probably a promise you'll break.

politician: i'll have that done next week, i swearish.
me: liar.

by scottimus June 11, 2006

Sweatsock and two meatballs

A fancy little phrase for "a dick and two balls". It's even more fun if you sing it to the tune of "We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister.

"I saw that sweatsock and two meatballs last night. It wasn't very big!"

by Mari Malice October 16, 2007

swearvin'

a tearm originating in the Baton Rouge, La area to describe a group of vehicles driving slowly, usually in the right lane, "swearving" side to side in unison. They often cross into the lane next to them as a result.

We goin swearvin'!

Swearve wide.

by CoCo30 July 12, 2010

sweams

sweams = sweet dreams.

e.g. sweams m'lovely 'av a good kip.

by jereamoosh August 10, 2010

swearing police

Something I'm glad does not exist.

Fuck the swearing police!

by Dubiks December 12, 2018

Erin Swearingen

Erin is a wonderful friend. She is perfect in everyway but she isnt better then k...e...l...l...i...e!(:

Erin Swearingen is sooo wonderful!!

by Kellie-loves-erin! August 6, 2011

Pizza-sweats

Verb/
The repercussion of eating a large Domino's pizza all by yourself after a long night of drinking. The sweats will start the following morning due to the fact that your body is forcing a pizza baby to stay inside you, even though it has already started to crown while you were asleep.

Guy 1: Yo bro, how'd you sleep last night?
Guy 2: Pretty well, I don't even have a hang over. But I did wake up soaking wet from the pizza-sweats.
Guy 1: Man... You shouldn't have eaten that whole Domino's pizza after we drank last night!

by msn629 May 6, 2015