Straight panic

the absolute terror a bisexual woman feels when she realizes she is starting to like a man

This was her first straight panic, and oh boy it was a doozy

by Jynxrood June 21, 2020

straint

Abnormal and often painful swelling of the taint. Symptoms include profuse sweating in the taint area and/or minor bleeding. An untreated straint may transform into a "taintotoma"

see "taintotoma"

That fart was so diesel, that I got a straint

by iLLapino January 7, 2011

mexican strainer

A sex act where one puts ice cubes in their partners pussy and drinks the melting water while eating them out.

I wanted to give my girlfriend the Mexican strainer, but she said there was still to much of my seamen up there and we should wait till Wednesday for her self cleaning oven to do it's job.

by Mr. Id November 25, 2018

straight broker

A common name givem to a bisexual or homosexual individual with whom a straight person had sex for the first time.

Joseph is a straight broker because Justin experienced his first gay experience with him

by Ricardo Medrano December 31, 2007

stained rug

Any man juice that was caught in the pubic region of a female after enduring intercourse.

"After Johny and I were satisfied, i noticed i had a stained rug."

by AguguEmeka March 19, 2008

Straight Kicks McGradles

verb; To relax and kick back even hard that one who is straight kicks.

Dude, I just ate so much queso and pot. It's gonna be straight kicks McGradles tonight for me.

by MLWoo June 2, 2008

straight banksin

to sit back, do nothing, relax, or "skate" as you will. also means to mess something up, forget to do something.

GUY 1: yo son, did u remember to plug that cord into the wall?
GUY 2: oh snap...nah man, today im straight banksin

GUY 1: hey are you gonna help us with this or what?
GUY 2: man leave me alone im straight banksin

by bdray July 16, 2009