spontaneous nut

When doing anything in life which causes such pleasure that you unexpectedly nut in your pants.

I was walking down the street and out of nowhere I spontaneous nut my pants

by DatNutLife October 2, 2017

sponfest

Promoting a sponsor or brand to the extent that it is unnecessary.

That girl is wearing all Nike. She is a walking sponfest.

by yourfavekat October 8, 2017

sponge toffee

hard as a rock, sweet as hell

That guy is sponge toffee

by vietqueen January 19, 2018

spongebob squaredick

Spongebob has a square dick and loves to penetrate sandy with it.

Spongebob squaredick likes breaking the bed with mad bitches

by Babadehoogas May 4, 2018

Spontaneous Recall

Any past event recalled about a specific situation with no influence about the event. .

My friend and I were walking to the store and I all of the sudden had spontaneous recall about the time we lost our car at the super cross event.

by NEDGBASS May 6, 2018

Sponge

A wet object that oddly looks like a weird form of sponge bob, that your mom leaves on the counter after cleaning dishes

The drippy sponge left a wet puddle on the ground.

by girlylover101 March 3, 2018

Spongesexual

A sexuality regarding the show 'Spongebob Squarepants', started in the musical community because the actor playing Spongebob Squarepants is an absolute hottie named Ethan Slater.

Friend: I'm homosexual, what about you?

Me: I'm spongesexual.

Friend: What the fuck-

by ThySmallestOfTheCacti June 17, 2018