A crude outside decoration consisting of a black spraypainted rubber vagina with 8 pipe cleaner legs and only 2 googly eyes. Usually hung from the tree when no other decorations are usable.
George the neighborhood pervert realized he hadn't any decorations for Halloween so he whipped up a batch of pussy spiders from his old worn-out rubber vaginas.
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When you are driving at night time and one head light (or fog light or parking light, etc) is out in a car you punch the celing of the car while yelling SPIDIDDLE!! The rest of the passengers in the car must remove an article of clothing, including the driver. If two lights are out it is then a "double diddle spididdle" and you must remove 2 articles of clothing. You must shout double diddle spididdle, or it is invalid.
NOTE: Clothing that comes in pairs, such as shoes, socks and the such are equal to one article of clothing. They can not be removed seperately.
Also, if you call a spididdle and you then see it is not one you (the person who falsely called it) must then remove an article of clothing.
When you are driving at night time and one head light (or fog light or parking light, etc) is out in a car you punch the celing of the car while yelling SPIDIDDLE!! The rest of the passengers in the car must remove an article of clothing, including the driver. If two lights are out it is then a "double diddle spididdle" and you must remove 2 articles of clothing. You must shout double diddle spididdle, or it is invalid.
NOTE: Clothing that comes in pairs, such as shoes, socks and the such are equal to one article of clothing. They can not be removed seperately.
Also, if you call a spididdle and you then see it is not one you (the person who falsely called it) must then remove an article of clothing.
Sally spotted a car with a headlight out and screamed "SPIDIDDLE" and punched the celing of the car. Everyone then took off a piece of clothing.
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Get the Spididdle mug.A type of arachnid that makes its home in the anus of an animal, typically found in livestock. Rarely is an anus spider found in a human host.
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