butt smoothie

The act of force farting and a turd pokes out.

Rocky had a butt smoothie this morning and almost changed his underwear.

by Disel2013 March 25, 2017

jungle smoothie

A blended mixture of poop, vomit, piss, cum, vaginal blood, snot, earwax, and sweat.

Billy loved drinking jungle smoothies but they took a lot of time to make.

by MrBanana4 November 2, 2020

smoosh burger

when you order a fast food burger and ask the server to sit on it before it is served

you: could i have a smoosh burger?

server: a what?

you: just sit on it before you give it to me

server: no

by bwill69 April 26, 2011

Get your bone smooched

Receive fellatio

I know that she's not the best looking girl but I really need a wing man. The worst that can happen is that you'll get your bone smooched.

by iam2eeyore November 20, 2009

Schizophrenic smooching

Practicing for a real kiss by kissing yourself in a mirror.

Many teenagers try schizophrenic smooching because they don't want to disgrace themselves at their first kiss.

by Pacmaniac June 24, 2011

smooch my cooch

(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck you. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.

1.) Wow, Kait said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!

2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.

by KTD 4L September 7, 2008

Pickle-Smoocher

a Dick Licker or DilDoe Sucker like that Italian guy from Maine. Especially enjoys interspecies fellatio, and particularly likes donkey dicks, camel cocks, porcupine pricks, wallaby wangs, monkey members, and dog dongs of any breed. Hates cats.

Hey, did you see that pickle-smoocher, David Dil Doe's youtube video where he sucked off a seal in Scarborough?

by Davey Dil Doe December 26, 2011