dick-slap

To slap a sleeping man/woman in the face with your erect penis while they sleep

I give a dick-slap for a blow job

by mik297 September 28, 2009

turky slap

When a male slaps somebody with his genitles. This can be played in slow motion for extra enjoyment. This is usually don't when a person is sleeping or passed out.

Hey did you see on Big Brother when John and Ashlee slaped carmilla with their cocks, that was a chronic turky slap, they nearly knocked her out cold?

I am gona turky slap Mr Jesburg today, he is so gay

by I love meat! July 18, 2006

slapped the yarmulka

Slang term meaning one has been gifted with a very large nose.

Howard Stern was slapped the yarmulka! You could ski down his nose!

by Paul August 02, 2004

patty-slap

The act of one slapping another in the face with a patty of some sort of meat product, be it hamburger or chicken patty.

"Dude, he just patty-slapped you. Wipe that ketchup off your face, man."

by Your_Mom_Likes_Cabbage May 12, 2006

Trout Slap

1. The act of bludgeoning someone or something with a trout.

johnny stepped out of line so bobby trout slapped him

by IceMan316 December 18, 2003

pirate slap

A modified and more intense kind of a pimp slap, that when struck would remind the receptient of the pain felt by wenches in the days of pirates.

When becky got pirate slapped she thought to herself, wow this is what being a pirates wench must've felt like...

by Tdiddy March 22, 2005

Slap Bow

a phrase used when telling someone to "be gone" or "fuck off" "get out of town"

Girl: How come your havn't called me all day, im tired of your shit
Boy: Girl Slap Bow! i don't have time for all these complaints, we are on the phone now so get over it!

by Freshmade July 04, 2010