SIMP

A sad ass weeb who can’t get no pussy so they let bitches walk all over their ass for even the slightest increase of a chance of obtaining pussy.
These motherfuckers love e-girls like Belle Delphine and will forfeit their annual salary and all mortal possessions to the e-girl in question’s Patreon, then proceed to shit and piss all over the place when their username is mentioned on Twitch.
Watch out for these mofos. They’re SUCKERS IDOLIZING MEDIOCRE PUSSY.
Belle Dolphin: Thank you so much XxOtaku_swagM4ST4_69xX for the donation of your annual salary!
The Simp: I piss and shit and cum all over the place because I am a SIMP.
by BooBooKeys December 22, 2019
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You and your friends are at the mall, and he won't spit game at no girls cause he's nervous or scared. He's being a simp. Or your friend is buying bitches clothes, and what not, like a trick.
by smiles206 July 04, 2009
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a person who is a simpleton and does things that are very strange that causes them to get the nickname... or a random person on the street doing something very simple and plain.
by lksdjf-3094slkfdj October 04, 2010
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Check out all this SIMP!
by Loute August 22, 2007
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a guy who does the most to get a girl; jack
by nation of simps April 25, 2020
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damn, arely quinones is such a simp
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"I love you Lily!" said gunner presson, the simp.
by WageyGagey March 06, 2020
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